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MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’
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MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s crying foul now — Mick Mars, the guy who once shredded solos like a caffeinated…

Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
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Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…

Treasury Clutches Pearls, Fires $21M ‘Oopsie Whoopsie’ Cannon at Booz Allen Over Trump’s Magically Appearing Tax Returns
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Treasury Clutches Pearls, Fires $21M ‘Oopsie Whoopsie’ Cannon at Booz Allen Over Trump’s Magically Appearing Tax Returns

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Deep State Consulting Firm Finally Gets BUSTED After Plotting Greatest Tax Data Heist Against Patriot Trump! MAGA Justice Unleashed! Holy…

Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population
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Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…

Gun Rights Folks and Lawyers Wonder If Trump Even Knows What the Second Amendment Is Anymore After Latest Shooting
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Gun Rights Folks and Lawyers Wonder If Trump Even Knows What the Second Amendment Is Anymore After Latest Shooting

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

ALERT: RINOS AND DEEP STATE AGENTS IN THE FBI AND DOJ ARE TURNING ON TRUMP AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT! They’re…

Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content
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Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Brussels Blunders: EU Globalists Launch Witch Hunt Against Elon Musk’s Grok While Real Predators Run Wild! The European Union’s bureaucratic…

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Hah, Fort Bend Parents: Prepare for KidsLinked Houston’s 2026 Children’s Festival Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 1st, 2026, because the 2026 Houston Children’s Festival is about to turn Sugar Land Town…

What Trump Officials Claimed About Alex Pretti — and What the Evidence Actually Shows
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What Trump Officials Claimed About Alex Pretti — and What the Evidence Actually Shows

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: CNN Spins Wild Conspiracy Theories to Smear President Trump’s Border Patrol In a stunning display of derangement…

Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…

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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

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