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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
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ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
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Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…

Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
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Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…

Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
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Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
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Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…

US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
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US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…

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