White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…
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Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…
Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…
Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…
California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…
Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…
Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…