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Tag: Legal

Comedian Accidentally Endorses Trump’s Credit Card Scheme, Says ‘Do It!’ While Laughing Hysterically
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Comedian Accidentally Endorses Trump’s Credit Card Scheme, Says ‘Do It!’ While Laughing Hysterically

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

Trump’s 10% Credit Card Rate Cap: A Bold Move or a Legal Nightmare? In a move that has left both…

Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
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Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…

Minneapolis Mayor Breaks Silence on Fatal ICE Shooting—Spoiler Alert: It’s Not About the Weather
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Minneapolis Mayor Breaks Silence on Fatal ICE Shooting—Spoiler Alert: It’s Not About the Weather

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Another Leftist Martyr Created by “ICE Nazis” – Because Apparently White Supremacists Can’t Even Shoot Straight Anymore In a stunning…

Trump officials hustle to pitch Venezuela scheme to eye-rolling lawmakers and oil barons who’d rather drink crude than believe this nonsense
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Trump officials hustle to pitch Venezuela scheme to eye-rolling lawmakers and oil barons who’d rather drink crude than believe this nonsense

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Trump’s Venezuela Oil Heist: When ‘Making America Great Again’ Means Stealing Everyone Else’s Stuff In a move that would make…

Pamela Smart Tries To Outsmart Murder Conviction Because Life Sentences Are So Last Century
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Pamela Smart Tries To Outsmart Murder Conviction Because Life Sentences Are So Last Century

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Leftist Media Circus Rebrands Notorious Murderess as “Victim” in Latest Woke Redemption Arc In a stunning display of liberal virtue…

This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO
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This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO

Big ElephantJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Breaking: U.S. Oil Giants Eye Venezuela Amid ‘Globalist Elite’ Plot to Steal Our Energy Independence – Again! In a stunning…

How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show
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How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Leftist Legal Circus: Venezuela’s Maduro Joins the “Dictator Defense Club” as Biden Admin Tries to Pull a Panama 2.0 In…

Analysis: Was Maduro’s Abduction Legal? Or Did He Just Forget to Pay His Parking Ticket?
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Analysis: Was Maduro’s Abduction Legal? Or Did He Just Forget to Pay His Parking Ticket?

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

President Donald Trump, in a move that has Democrats screaming like wounded hyenas, launched a “large scale strike” against Venezuela…

Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day
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Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

In yet another jaw-dropping episode of “How to Lose a Lawsuit 101,” a rogue judge with a radical agenda once…

LA OB/GYN Serially Delivers More Than Just Babies—Decades of Unwanted Exams
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LA OB/GYN Serially Delivers More Than Just Babies—Decades of Unwanted Exams

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Leftist Law Firms and the Deep State Unleash Another Witch Hunt on a Conservative Doctor, Because Apparently Healing Patients is…

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