Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…
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Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…
LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…
Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals panel has reversed a lower court decision, and…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…