How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…
TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…
Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…
Udo still making music somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…