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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…

Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
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Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
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ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
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Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
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Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…

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