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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming
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Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Pearl Abyss is celebrating the post-launch content added to Crimson Desert by announcing more DLC in Q4 2026, and a…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
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Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained
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Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Insta360 is at it again, because who needs a social life when you can have a 3-in-1 camera that’s basically…

Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers
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Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Google’s latest lineup is here, and it’s a real treat for those who love shiny new things. The Pixel 11…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

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