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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
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Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
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OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
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Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
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Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
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Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…

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