David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…
Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…