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Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant
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Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Wisconsin judge, Hannah Dugan, who just got fined $5,000 for helping…

Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
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Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
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Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…

Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
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Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…

ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…

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