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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already

FinnSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…

Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind
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Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the metal world reeling (or not), former Voivod vocalist/bassist Eric Forrest…

Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
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Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor
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Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sekou Siby, a man who was supposed to be working at the Windows…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

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