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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
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Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…

Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
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Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…

The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
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The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
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Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
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Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

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