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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

Chicago Woman Accused Of Extremely Poor Life Choices Allegedly
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Chicago Woman Accused Of Extremely Poor Life Choices Allegedly

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a truly horrific story out of Chicago, where a 7-year-old girl, Edi…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
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Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
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Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

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