The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
Tag: Life
Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…
Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…
Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…