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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
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China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…

Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently
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Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Researchers are seeing a trend where forests that are historically adapted…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him
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Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few tears? 🤯 A new documentary about…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

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