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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
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Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option
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NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

NVIDIA’s DGX Spark just got a new 64GB configuration, because who needs a social life when you can have a…

Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…

Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…

Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…

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