America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…
Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…
Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…
Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…
Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…
Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that fixer-uppers are no longer the bargain they used…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…