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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…

Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
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Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades
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Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case out of New Hampshire, where a guy named Robert…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

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