The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie 🙄. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed
Oh great, another “Now You See Me” movie. 🙄 Because we DEFINITELY needed more of these cinematic masterpieces. Jesse Eisenberg…
Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords ⚔️ and kilts in preparation for the…
Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…
Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…
Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…
Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…