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Tag: Live Music

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE 💘 at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
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Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…

Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! 🤮 Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. 🤣…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

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