Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
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Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)
🤡 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic masterpiece that is Kill Bill is about to get the Fortnite…
Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises
Wow, hold onto your hats, folks! Boogie Nights, that cinematic masterpiece (or, you know, just a movie) from 1997 by…
Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not
OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, 👴👵 actually dared to kick off…
Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
Metalcore from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
Metalcore from Sacramento, California. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
Metalcore from UK Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…