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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Finnish folk metal from Helsinki Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro
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Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT, BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS, TLT, PERFECT 10 PRODUCTIONS, & GEE WILLIE present… THE OFFICIAL BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY SATURDAY,…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
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Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…

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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/@Jackal_Today Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

A tribute band to the original Death Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Technical/Avant-garde Death Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
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Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…

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