Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)
Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!
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dΕTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom
ALERT! π¨ doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! πΏ Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…
Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful
OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual π΄ sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…
Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!
CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More
So, CRYPTOPSY, those lovable grandpas of guttural growls, are dropping their *ninth* studio album, “An Insatiable Violence,” on June 20…
Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles
Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! π Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. π And this time, she’s gracing…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! π± They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
OMG! π±πΈ Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…