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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! πŸ™„ K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT πŸ™„),…

Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
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Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. πŸ™„ Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…

Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
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Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

🀣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…

Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups πŸͺ‘, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
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Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…

Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

True Legends! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte πŸ’€| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & BodyboxπŸ”₯
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Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte πŸ’€| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & BodyboxπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

On July 6, Carnifex brought hell to The Fillmore Charlotte on their Hell Chose Me 15-Year Anniversary Tour πŸ”₯ Joined…

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal from Centereach, New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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