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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)
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AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Classic Australian hard rock! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Black Sabbath at Villa Park, Birmingham, England (07/05/2025)
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Black Sabbath at Villa Park, Birmingham, England (07/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Thank you for the ride, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
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Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……

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San Antonio: Get Ready for Events (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! 🤡 Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City?…

Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
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Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Oh, Fort Collins! 🙄 Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” 🤪 Because who needs a life when you can…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
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California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…

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