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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Dark wave from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
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Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…

Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

New Wave from Austin, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
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Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…

Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
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Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

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