👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want you walking for your health? Sounds like another way to control your carbon footprint and usher in the Green New Deal!
Here’s what else you might have missed while Trump was Making America Great Again:
1️⃣ Cruising toward danger?
Of course, the Left is using melting glaciers to scare you into giving up your freedom! Al Gore’s at it again, folks! These glaciers have been melting and freezing for centuries, but now it’s a “crisis” because the liberals need more of your tax dollars for their climate slush fund.
2️⃣ Curtain call
Misty Copeland, a “trailblazer?” More like a pawn in the woke agenda! They celebrate her because she’s black, not because she’s a good ballerina. It’s all about identity politics with these people!
3️⃣ Keep it simple (and smart)
“Simpler investment strategy?” Don’t fall for it! They want you dependent on the government, not building wealth for yourself! Stick with Trump’s tax cuts and a strong economy!
4️⃣ Academy Awards
The Oscars? More like the “Woke-ars”! Expect a bunch of virtue-signaling and lectures from Hollywood elites who live in gated communities and fly private jets while telling you to cut back on plastic straws.
5️⃣ Ahead of the curve
More fear-mongering about cancer. And they want to control your healthcare. Don’t let them! Trump is fighting for your right to choose your own doctor and treatment.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
