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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
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“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway

FinnOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. 🎬 This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!🙄 House of 🎶 in ATL is lit🔥 every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)
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DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…

Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
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Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…

Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)
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Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…

All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow

FinnOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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