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Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Bayonne, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Jacksonville, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl – Wrigleyville’s Annual Mission Impossible Hangover Challenge
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Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl – Wrigleyville’s Annual Mission Impossible Hangover Challenge

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

WHAT’S INCLUDED: Tickets include admission to 15+ bars & free appetizer buffets, gift cards to use on the crawl, live…

The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need
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The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! 🚨…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
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Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…

GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…

Online-Kurs: Narzissten heilen – den Spiegel für 99 Euro inklusive
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Online-Kurs: Narzissten heilen – den Spiegel für 99 Euro inklusive

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Online-Fortbildung: “Der Umgang mit Narzissmus in der Psychotherapie” 🤭🪞. Gratis-CME für alle Selbstverliebten und ihre Leidensgenossen. Live-Chat inklusive Drama. Termin:…

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