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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
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James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo
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Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hollywood Loses Its Biggest Hypocrites: Rob & Michele Reiner Die in Mysterious “Accident” After Years of Attacking Conservatives Breaking:…

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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
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Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 17, 2025

Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…

Donne intelligenti nell’IA perché gli uomini sono troppo occupati a spiegare
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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

AI for Women 2025: il corso più esclusivo di Google, perché anche le intelligenze artificiali vogliono parità! 🤖✊ Dal 23/01/2026,…

Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
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Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…

Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟‍♂️💀…

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