Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: london

Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Breaking, Music News

Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🀘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
Breaking, Music News

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…

Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)
Videos

Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

Classic English punk rock from London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
Videos

Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic English heavy metal from Leyton, East London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking, Movie News

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly πŸš€πŸ‘½! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
Breaking, Games News

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
Breaking, Movie News

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Breaking, Music News

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Breaking, Music News

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
Breaking, Music News

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 … 10 Next

Latest posts

  • Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
  • Mac Miller Estate Drops Unreleased Tracks for Divine Feminine Anniversary
  • Slash Kicks Off 2027 World Tour in Latin America
  • The Killers Drop Sam’s Town 20th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
  • Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.