Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…
Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…