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American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…

Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
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Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
Breaking, Movie News

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…

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