Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
Tag: Madness
AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…
“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
**OMG! 🙄 Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🤡…
Jennifer Lawrence & Robert Pattinson Star in ‘Die My Love’ Trailer—Prepare for Existential Dread and Maybe a Nap
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, 🧦 has graced us with a trailer for Die My Love. Prepare yourselves for what’s…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Beta: So Fresh, It’s Basically a Reskin
Alright, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because it’s that time of the year again! The days are getting…
Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out
**Oh honey, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer (whoever that is 🤣), is THE place to be in Tampa!** Multi-level…
OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…
Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…