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Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Elephant Reads CNN

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, thanks to the tireless patriots at the FBI – now under the brilliant leadership…

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Elephant Reads CNN

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
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5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
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Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…

Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
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Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…

FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Elephant Reads CNN

FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
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UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…

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