Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump, the greatest negotiator this country has ever seen, dared to commute the sentence of some swamp creature. This Gentile guy probably knows where Hillary hid the emails!
Of course, CNN trots out some “victim” – probably a card-carrying member of the DSA – to whine about it. They are “disgusted”? Well, I’m “disgusted” by the liberal media’s constant attacks on our glorious leader! This is just another Deep State attempt to undermine President Trump’s authority. Wake up, sheeple!
This whole thing smacks of a Soros-funded plot to destabilize the economy. I bet this Gentile guy was framed by the radical left! President Trump is just draining the swamp, one pardon at a time. MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
