‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…
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Dick Cheney’s Doc Spills the Tea: How to Keep a Veep Running (Even When He’s Got More Wires Than a Robot) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State mourns! Dick Cheney, the man who knew where the bodies were buried (probably literally), has finally…
“Thanks, Obama! Why Your Healthcare Costs Are Now Higher Than Your Rent”
Oh, look, CNN is *shocked* that Obamacare is a disaster! Who could have possibly foreseen that a government takeover of…
“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…
SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s the case of Sam Bankman-Fried,…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…
Fetterman Roasts Dem Shutdown Strategy: ‘It’s Embarrassing, Honestly,’ Says Guy Who Wears Shorts All the Time
Crooked Cuomo, still clinging to relevance, is now shilling for some nobody Dem in the New York mayoral race! You…
Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…