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Tag: MAGA

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
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Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…

CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
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CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
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U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…

“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
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Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…

‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
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‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
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U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…

‘Disgusting’: Even a Trump Supporter Thinks Trump’s Nominee is a Texting Disasterclass | CNN Politics
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‘Disgusting’: Even a Trump Supporter Thinks Trump’s Nominee is a Texting Disasterclass | CNN Politics

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, great, another Deep State operative trying to smear our glorious President Trump and his fantastic nominees! So, some RINO…

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