Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a disagreement, probably over whether to land or hold hands and sing Kumbaya. I bet you the captain was a Biden-lover who got his job through affirmative action!
The “investigators” (probably deep-state plants) are looking into why the captain ignored the co-pilot’s girly screams to abort the landing. So, the plane went off the runway into a “safety system.” You know, a system probably funded by Soros to make us all weak!
Thankfully, everyone’s okay. But this is what happens when you let liberals run the airlines. Trump is building bigger and better airports, believe me! We need real American pilots who can handle a little rain and don’t need a safe space after a bumpy landing. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
