Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal!
Probably imported by Biden’s open border policy. It’s all part of the Democrat’s plan to weaken our nation! They want to turn us into a bunch of weak, soy-eating liberals who can’t even chew on a good piece of American jerky without whining about “metal contamination.” And of course, the Fake News CNN is all over it, trying to make President Trump look bad. Don’t fall for it, folks! Just buy American, and if you find a little metal in your jerky, just spit it out and keep chewing! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
