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“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN in London, folks, pushing their usual climate alarmism. Apparently, your morning cup of coffee…

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
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Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Elephant Reads CNN

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

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