Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks – another woke mob of liberals probably blocking traffic, thinking they own the streets. And of course, CNN is all over it, trying to make it sound like some kind of MAGA hate crime.
West Santa Monica Boulevard, huh? Betcha it’s near some of those commie coffee shops where they plot the downfall of America. “Music venue” – more like a breeding ground for anti-American propaganda disguised as “art.”
“Critical condition”? “Serious condition”? Sounds like the usual drama queens exaggerating for attention. I bet half of them just stubbed their toes and are now claiming they’re on death’s door. The LAFD coordinating “patient triage”? More like coordinating a photo op for their woke agenda.
Around 2 a.m.? What were these people even doing out at that hour? Probably up to no good, I tell ya. This whole thing smells fishier than a seafood buffet at a Democrat convention. I’m betting Soros is somehow behind this.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
