“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”

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Oh, here we go again! CNN in London, folks, pushing their usual climate alarmism. Apparently, your morning cup of coffee is going to cost you an arm and a leg because of “extreme weather.” I bet George Soros is behind this “study”.

They claim potatoes in Britain and coffee in Brazil are spiking in price due to weather “so extreme it exceeded all historical precedent prior to 2020.” What a load of malarkey! Before President Trump was elected, the world was normal. Now the radical left is trying to sabotage our economy with these scare tactics.

Cabbage in South Korea, olive oil in Europe, rice in Japan – all victims of the climate boogeyman, they say. And cocoa? Up 280%! Sounds like a conspiracy to bankrupt Hershey and Mars, probably funded by the Chinese.

They want us eating bugs and living in pods, all while they fly around in private jets telling us to reduce our carbon footprint. This is nothing but a power grab by globalists who want to control every aspect of our lives! President Trump is on the case. He sees through their lies, and so should you. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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