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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
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Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
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The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
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FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
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Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…

Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
The Algorithm Of The Night: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Dance? 🌃🕺
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Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…

TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums
Breaking News: Tarja Turunen Still Can't Remember Nightwish Songs, But Who Needs Memory When You Have Auto-Tune? 🎤👀
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TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The infamous Tarja Turunen, former lead singer of Nightwish, recently sat down with Metal Addiction webzine and spilled the tea…

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