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Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
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Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…

ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
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ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…

The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
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The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…

GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
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GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…

GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
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GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

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💥🎶 Musicians for Fire Relief: Discover How Stars Are Rescuing Paris Hilton from the Dark! 🌑💡
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🎤🏠 Musicians for Fire Relief: How Celebrities Are Helping Paris Hilton Pay Her Electric Bills? 💸🔥

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2025March 5, 2025

In a world where even millionaires need a little help to make ends meet, renowned musicians like Moby, Dawes, Jim…

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