Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…
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Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…
ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…
The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…
GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
🎤🏠 Musicians for Fire Relief: How Celebrities Are Helping Paris Hilton Pay Her Electric Bills? 💸🔥
In a world where even millionaires need a little help to make ends meet, renowned musicians like Moby, Dawes, Jim…