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Tag: Marvel

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! ๐Ÿ™„ HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which theyโ€™re calling “the…

The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
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The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ™„, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…

Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
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Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Okay, so ๐Ÿ™„Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…

Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
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Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh boy, another Marvel movie! ๐Ÿ™„ As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…

Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
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Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
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Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Thanos, that big purple grape๐Ÿ‡ who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…

Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!
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Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!

FinnAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Are you READY for a Brand New Day? ๐Ÿ™„ Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic…

The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
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The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See

FinnAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…

MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
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MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…

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