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‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…
IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it
🤡OMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…
Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…
DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
DEATH TO ALL, the tribute act for the late, great (allegedly) Chuck Schuldiner and his (arguably) pioneering band DEATH, is…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…
MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…
DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…
Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…