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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices
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OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Ah, Game of Thrones, the show that peaked harder than my hairline in college. Six years gone, and we’re still…

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
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Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! 💅** Beginner? No…

OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!
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OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

ARE YOU TRIGGERED, SWIFTIES? 🤡 Taylor Swift, the queen of calculated moves and manufactured drama, is allegedly waltzing back into…

“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…

Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
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Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

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