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iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
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iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? ๐Ÿ“ž Now they’re diaries…

Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
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Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Movie trivia? ๐Ÿ™„ As if we care! Monthly themed games & a movie? ๐Ÿ˜ด Theme a secret? How exciting!…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿคฃ SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” ๐Ÿ™„,…

Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
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Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG! SOULFLY is dropping a new album called “Chama” on October 24 via Nuclear Blast Records. Max Cavalera, the mastermind…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚Oh noes! ๐Ÿ˜ฑDarkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny๐Ÿฐ,…

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama ๐ŸŽญ continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out ๐Ÿ‘‹ from his…

Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists
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Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with strangers!**๐Ÿคช Sign up, and they’ll book a restaurant. Locations are discussed with registrants. They’re…

Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Max & Igor Cavalera performing Sepultura's "Chaos AD" album Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick
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NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

**OMG, a cosplay contest!** ๐Ÿคช DJ @tsubeeu on Insta is your new god! ๐Ÿ™ Auditions 10:30-11:15pm, second floor. ๐Ÿ™„ 10…

Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the drama! ๐ŸŽญ Apparently, after getting the boot ๐Ÿฅพ this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…

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