Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers. As if they don’t have enough problems with their soy-based, gluten-free, kale smoothies!
McDonald’s is slashing prices, they say? Don’t be fooled, folks. This is just another ploy by the radical left to redistribute wealth through Happy Meals. First, they come for your gas stoves, then they come for your Big Macs.
A $5 breakfast deal? An $8 Big Mac and McNugget special? Sounds like commie propaganda to me. They’re trying to lure you in with cheap food, so they can control your mind with their socialist agenda. Wake up, America!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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