McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that try to cater to the soy-latte crowd.
CNN is reporting that McDonald’s is trying to revive slumping sales with the Snack Wrap, after reporting two straight quarters of sales declines. They blame Trump’s “chaotic trade war,” of course, because everything is Trump’s fault in their delusional world.
Meanwhile, McDonald’s is adding a “Daily Double” cheeseburger to their value menu. Maybe they’re finally realizing that people want real food, not some overpriced, virtue-signaling garbage.
And get this: they’re pulling the plug on their CosMc’s spinoff, which was supposed to compete with Starbucks. Turns out, Americans prefer their coffee black and their values conservative.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
