Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House…
Tag: metal
DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…
SADUS Vomits Forth New “Music Video” for “Pain” (As If Anyone Asked)
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SADUS, yes, those guys from the Stone Age, have dropped a music video for their…
Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…
EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh boy, here we go again! 🙄 EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…
OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…
Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…
Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos 🙄, is launching a crowdfunding…
Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…