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In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates
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In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2025

Rest in piece, buddy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
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Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺβš”οΈ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Mudvayne vs My Neighbors πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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Mudvayne vs My Neighbors πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2025

Skip the neighbors — see Mudvayne LIVE πŸ”₯πŸ‘‰ https://goseeit.live/46tzd6G #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs πŸ¦–, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

First time with a new vocalist/bassist Adam Roethlisberger Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

The Last Ten Seconds of Life in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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The Last Ten Seconds of Life in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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