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Tag: metal

Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
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Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…

«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)
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«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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