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Tag: metal

Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

German power metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Swedish extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

American nu metal from Iowa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Experimental rock from Norway! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Neofolk/experimental project from Denmark! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Metalcore from South Carolina (probably) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Punk-rock from Greenville, SC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

«Death infused thrash» from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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